The 10 "Wests"

1. Thou shall respect thy Frank West

2. Thou must kill 53,594 residents.

3. Thou must always talk about the moratorial on information getting out.

4. Thou must claim to have covered wars.

5. Thou must not have fired at a person before.

6. Thou must kill clowns.

7. Thou must scream real loud as thy vision fades to black.

8. Thou must master the sommersault kick in 3 days at the most.

9. Thou must not tell Jesse about this.

10. Thou must not forget to come back for Frank.


Let us pray.

Our Frank West,
who art near hell,
epic be thy name.
Thy genocide come,
thou will be done,
on Earth as it is in Wiilamette.
Give us this day our Dead Rising,
and forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who have never fired at a person.
And lead us not towards Carlito,
but deliver us from Kendell.
For thine is the "I have," the "covered" and the "wars" for "y'know" and I know.

Amen



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