The 10 "Wests"

1. Thou shall respect thy Frank West

2. Thou must kill 53,594 residents.

3. Thou must always talk about the moratorial on information getting out.

4. Thou must claim to have covered wars.

5. Thou must not have fired at a person before.

6. Thou must kill clowns.

7. Thou must scream real loud as thy vision fades to black.

8. Thou must master the sommersault kick in 3 days at the most.

9. Thou must not tell Jesse about this.

10. Thou must not forget to come back for Frank.


Let us pray.

Our Frank West,
who art near hell,
epic be thy name.
Thy genocide come,
thou will be done,
on Earth as it is in Wiilamette.
Give us this day our Dead Rising,
and forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who have never fired at a person.
And lead us not towards Carlito,
but deliver us from Kendell.
For thine is the "I have," the "covered" and the "wars" for "y'know" and I know.

Amen



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Ooohh man I ate too much junk
/PUUUKES EVERYWHERE

Tonight was a good night, but now I feel like shit lolol
I went to ~veggieman206's house with PHIL and ~ForeverTheFawn and Emily. It was awesome, me and Emily got high and then we watched Army of the Dead which was 100 times funnier than normal, then we watched drag me to hell which was HILARIOUS
SANCHEEZZZZ
Aaaaand then we watched Trick 'r Treat which was actually SO AWESOME
There were two other movies but I went home cause I'm tired

SO on my way home, oh my god, it's a ten minute walk from Leland's to home, but shit, I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY FUCKING PANTS
It's 12:30, the streets are dead and the moon is so bright, it was beautiful but really cold. So there I am, walking down the street all alone. OMG I almost pissed myself

But as soon as I got to the main road, who should I see but some lovely drunk kids from my school LOL
So this girl runs across the road and goes RIONNAAA and gives me a huge hug and goes OOOH MAN I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOOOOW and stuff and I was loling and she didn't have shoes on. So I was like PUT SOME SHOES ON GIRL, and then she took a picture of us together
Then I went home
Now I'm here

Tandy isn't on D: sorry Tandy I should have planned my time better ohwell
Okay I'm very burnt out and sick now so I'm going to go to sleep.
Hope you guys had a good Halloween!



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Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play. {Skip instrumental songs and songs that reveal their title in the first line}
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly or pull them off your list.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.

1. "No matter how hard I try, you keep pushin' me aside, and I can't break through, there's no talking to you."
^{LMFAOOO kudos if you know this song}

2. "You don't know how you met me, you don't know why, you can't turn around and say goodbye, all you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea."

3. "WELCOME. I know that it has been a long time coming, you bought your tickets, you waited in line, you were walking and now you find yourself running to get closer to the giant neon sign."

4. "AND NOW HE'S HERE TO F*CKF*CK US!"
^{LMFAOLOLOLLLL PROBABLY ONLY RACHEL AND TANDY WILL GET THIS}

5. "I don't know why I let you go, you said you'd wait I said I'd hope you would, we talked 'til late until we walked away, what's meant to be will be the same."

6. "I don't mind, you're someone that ain't mine, but someone that I'll get, and you don't know how hard I've tried, to convince myself that I can easily forget."
^{Best song ever <3}

7. "You have one saved message
To listen to your messages, press one, to ch-
First saved message. message sent yesterday at 10:41 pm.
I gotta tell ya, I'll make it better, but I know there's somethin' I needed to say."

8. "IN THE DAAAYS OF MY YOUTH, I WAS TELLIN' WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN."
^{NOW I'VE REACHED THAT AGE I TRY TO DOOO ALL THOSE THIIINGS THE BEST I CAN}

9. "WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME? HA HA HA HA!"

10. "Give me your body, give me your body body, give me your body
Don't talk don't talk don't talk don't talk, baby don't talk!"

11. "The moon is old, all dusty craters, fear and panic, orbit mars
Saturn's dark side rings, are just plain beautiful"

12. "Ooh baby, now let's get down tonight~
Baby, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin', and baby, I can't hold it much longer, it's getting stronger and stronger."

13. I'm alone above the atmosphere, and no one looking up can find me here, 'cause I can close my eyes, and disappear."

14. "Watched her as she wiped her eyes; you don't make me sorry. Now I know, that you never listened - Listen."

15. "I turn around, you're there again, and suddenly you're gone! I wanna get to know you, but I don't know who you are :C"
^{LOL I had to add the :C face to this song}

16. "Hurled to the center of the Earth again, the place where it's hot, love,
You know, it hurts to breathe in, and the watershed you balance on is begging it, well did he ever know, will he ever know?"

17. "Here's the day you hoped would never come, don't feed me violins, just run with me through rows of..."

18. "Well where oh where can my baby be? The lord took her away from me. She's gone to heaven, so I gotta be good, so I can see my baby when I leave this world."
^{;A; Such a sad song}

19. "I MADE IT THROOOOUGH THE WILDERNESS, SOMEHOW I MADE THROUGHHH~ DIDN'T KNOW HOW LOST I WAS UNTIL I FOUND YOU."

20. "Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?"



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Global Warming my dick

It's already gotten down to -1ºC as of tonight. IT'S OCTOBER.
Where is my chilly yet not too cold autumn temperature? What happened to 15ºC around this time? Huh?

Fuck you Al Gore you don't know shit about shit. It's cold.

We still have to save the rainforests though. Don't let the killer tribes out.

Speaking of Winter, it's getting darker, and I'm already dying a little inside. This sucks dick. I'm falling behind in school already as well. Freckled dicks
New York was really fun though. And now I probably won't be seeing Kris for a long time, which I'm super stoked about.

Still anxiously awaiting the day my beautiful Heart Gold comes in contact with my fingers. I'm also on the last boss in Batman, it's a really short game, but very fun. I've come across a small amount of money as well, left over from my trip. It's in my bank account right now, possibly saving up for my PC Desktop I'm planning on getting, but with enough convincing, my parents might get it for me for christmas.

Also still not sure if Tandy's coming for Christmas or not yet. Pleeeease please hope for me that she will. 'Caaaaause I need a Tandy in my world right now, internet isn't enough sometimes.

That's all for now




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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Come fly the friendly Riona.
Awwww yeeeuh baby

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Riona not included.
...):

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Do the Riona.
LOL asdfgf this is awesome

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Don't be an amber Riona.
YEAH SERIOUSLY DON'T BE SUCH AN AMBER RIONA you and your booty calls

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Got a Riona? You're in luck.
Oh my god, that's perfect on so many levels.

6. To someone you dislike?
Why can't everything orange be Riona?
This is truth

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your Riona.
Now brb let me piss

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Builds bonny Riona.
Oh boy!

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Riona bars are on me!
Huzzah! I'm bribing the teachers.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The world's Riona marketplace.
Really? Man I'm a playa.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Have Riona your way.
FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY AND HAVE ME YOUR WAY. BREAKUP SEX IS A GO!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
What's in your Riona?
Who shoved a stick up your Riona? Man, you've got some serious sand in your Riona today.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Once driven, forever Riona.
Truer words never spoken.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Absolute Riona.
Makes sense.

15. Your last words before you die...
I'd like to buy the world a Riona.
... I think I'll remember that so I can say that right before I die

16. Your message to a special someone..
Pleasing Riona the world over.
What

17. Title of this post will be..
The Riona with the hole.
HAHAHAHA

Tag: The lovely Leland Hart, Tay the Ferocious Beast, Sa"bro"na



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